This is a story about the guys at Ranger Up torturing one of their good friends with inappropriate cards while he attends the Mountain Phase of Ranger School.

• - What are Friends For? Part 2
• - Douche of the Week: Nick from Ranger Up
• - Douche of the Week: Westboro Baptist Church
• - The Best Mistake of My Life
• - Three Rules
• - The Dumbass Collection: Detective John Kimball
• - X-Game Street Lugers
• - Miss New Jersey
• - Superheroes Part I
• - Douche of the Week: Me, Mike the Contractor
• - Hero of the Week: Ross Perot
• - Arachnophobia
• - Operation Overkill
• - Ranger Up Hero of the Week: Captain Sullenberger
• - 20ish Questions with Grace

Washington D.C., June 7th 2008. It’s a black tie affair. I am wearing a yellow tie. I look around at the vast expanse that is the building rented for this occasion, and think to myself, “Self, this is one of the nicest weddings I have ever been to. I’d better be on my best behavior.”

• - Douche of the Week : The Youth Baseball League of New Haven
• - Douche of the Week: John Kerry
• - Douche of the Week: The San Francisco School Board
• - Douche of the Week: 218 Members of Congress
• - Douche of the Week: Rosie O'Donnell
• - Douche of the Week: Westboro Baptist Church
• - Douche of the Week: The Wall Defacers
• - Douche of the Week: Dennis Kucinich
• - Douche of the Week: Homeland Security and Our Government
• - Douche of the Week: Matt Drudge
• - Douche of the Week: The Berkeley City Council
• - Douche of the Week: Me, Mike the Contractor

Forces of Good

• - Nick the Lion Tamer
• - RU Nick's Leadership Rules
• - Shades of Gray
• - Tommy Batboy visits Point du Hoc
• - Coach K versus Wolverine
• - How to Defeat Van Damme
• - I Quit Once
• - Jimmy the Loser
• - Arachnophobia
• - Nick Gets His Ass Kicked
• - The Dining In
• - The Best Mistake of My Life
• - Big Tobacco's Burn Barrel Video
• - Protect the Package
• - The Dumbass Chronicles: Grammar Police
• - UFC Fight for the Troops
• - The Gunslinger
• - The Holiday Hero
• - Tim Kennedy Deployed Part 1
• - Tim Kennedy Deployed Part 2
• - Tim Kennedy Deployed Part 3
• - To This Day I Do
• - SSG Bitch Tits
• - Operation Overkill
• - The Dumbass Collection: Detective John Kimball
• - Three Rules
• - The Dumbass Chronicles: The Chicken Hawk
• - Buddy Lee: Man of Action
• - Ein Parachute Problem...
• - Ein Parachute Problem Numer Zwei!
• - UFC Virgin No Longer
• - X-Game Street Lugers
• - The Most Embarrassing Mission Ever
• - What are friends for?
• - The Whiner
• - Where are we?
• - Miss New Jersey
• - The Bottle Incident
• - Infantry versus Gravity
• - Karma is a Bitch
• - Friends don’t let Friends play with high explosives…
• - Superheroes Part I
• - Helfen Sie mir! Die Schweine sind überall!
• - Work is Hard
• - What are Friends For? Part 2
• - The Norwich Speedtrap
• - The Greatest Day Ever
• - Jesse Ventura versus Tommy Batboy
• - Suicide by Cop

• - Hero of the Week: Lance Corporal Matt Croucher and Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael Monsoor
• - Hero of the Week: Gunnery Sgt. William Gibson
• - Hero of the Week: Sgt. Merlin German
• - Hero of the Week: Vietnam Veterans
• - Hero of the Week: Ross Perot
• - Hero of the Week: Specialist Monica Brown
• - Hero of the Week: Ross McGinnis
• - Hero of the Week: The U.S. Men's Swim Team
• - Hero of the Week: Colonel John Ripley
• - Ranger Up Hero of the Week: Captain Sullenberger
• - Hero of the Week: Tommy Batboy

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• - How this Party Started
• - How'd You Come Up with the Name Ranger Up?
• - Picture Bounty
• - Picture of the Week
• - Ranger Up Fitness
• - The Wounded Warrior Project
• - Cool Letters From Fans
• - John's Crusade
• - Memorial Day
• - Operation GRIM: Grace in Maxim
• - September 11th
• - We're Looking for a Few Good Writers AGAIN Part 2
• - RANGER UP EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: The Hillary Clinton Sniper
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• - Ranger Creed
• - Some People Hate the Troops
• - The State of the Ranger Up Union, Year 2
• - Join the Ranger Up Militia!
• - Ranger Up Designer Competition

• - LINDSAY
• - The Girls of Ranger Up
• - Kelly Bruno
• - JustBarelyAmy

We're going to publish a new workout from Tim Kennedy every week. These workouts look painless, but they are anything but. If you take the test and beat Tim in the same week we post this, we'll send you a free shirt. We need to receive an email from a certified crossfit instructor or an E8 or above saying you knocked this out to qualify - better yet send us a video - we'll even post it. Good Luck!

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• - Tim Kennedy Workout: 8 February 2009
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• - Tim Kennedy Workout: 3 March 2009