Fix Bayonets T-Shirt

You know what's more badass than a horse?

A horse with a magical bayonet attached to its head that attracts hot chicks, that's what.

It's a fact that the only thing cooler than a Unicorn is an Alicorn, because it's Airborne.

If you're asking, "What's an Alicorn?" then here's the answer: It's a Unicorn with wings.

And before you chime in, NO that's not a Pegasus. A Pegasus has no horn. What is this? Amateur hour?

And also, I'm drunk.