You know what's more badass than a horse?
A horse with a magical bayonet attached to its head that attracts hot chicks, that's what.
It's a fact that the only thing cooler than a Unicorn is an Alicorn, because it's Airborne.
If you're asking, "What's an Alicorn?" then here's the answer: It's a Unicorn with wings.
And before you chime in, NO that's not a Pegasus. A Pegasus has no horn. What is this? Amateur hour?
And also, I'm drunk.
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