I Shoot Terrorists T-Shirt

Many of you ask, "Why aren't you guys using an M4?"

Answer: Some jackass would read it as "I am for terrorists" and we'd have to hear about it, day in and day out.

So we went with the M249 SAW. This shirt, much like an onion has many levels. I will illustrate it with a "meet a girl in a bar" scenario.

Scenario 1:

Girl: You shoot terrorists! Awesome! Let's date!

Scenario 2:

Girl: I can't believe you're wearing that shirt. It's disgusting that you are so cold about taking human life!

You: This is the M249 SAW. What I am really trying to say here is that I SAW Terrorists. It has nothing to do with killing - it is an inside joke. I was being ironic (even though you weren't, always say this)

Girl: Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you were so deep. Let's date.

Scenario 3:

Code Pink Girl: You're a murderer! You shoot people and think that's cool!

You: Actually, this is the M249 SAW. I SAW terrorists...like, in half, with a hand saw. And now I am going to saw you in half. ARGGHHHH!!! (make sure to lunge menacingly)