My Kill Zone T-Shirt

The shirt acts as a warning to all would-be assclowns that If you can read this, you are in my kill zone.

In addition it ensures two important things:

1) That your friends laugh when they read it.

2) That the last thing your enemies will ever hear is "If you make fun of my Death Blossom one more time you're going to find out why my nickname in Basic Training was Gunstar."*

If this makes no sense to you, then you have some classic 80s flicks to catch up on.