MRE Directions Men's Tee

You've been there.

You're out in the field. You finally stop for chow and crack open an MRE.

You come face to face, once again, with the ridiculous heater directions "Place on Rock or Something", and ask yourself, "What else am I going to place it on?"

We think that "something" should be a lobster wearing a pair of shades with a fake nose and mustache, or as we like to call him - our Hip Pocket Lobster.