Navy Seal Sniper Pirate T-Shirt

Fake pirates with eye patches, peg legs, and hooks for hands in the movies = cool.

Real pirates attacking ships in international waters = not cool.

Real pirates attacking American ships and taking American hostages = dumb.

Real pirates thinking that being towed by a U.S. Naval Ship and threatening to shoot an American Citizen with Navy SEALs a mere 25 meters away is a safe proposition = hilariously dumb.