Paratrooper Wings T-Shirt

Every Time a Terrorist Dies a Paratrooper gets his Wings.

You asked for another Airborne shirt and we’ve delivered.

This shirt really has all the elements:

1) Accentuates that surreal feeling you get when the green light comes on and you jump into the nether.

2) Is funny.

3) Will absolutely piss off peacenik do-gooders.

4) Gives you the ability to fire bolts of lightning from your hands.*

*This is absolutely not true.